poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

date:

have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?

bled:

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER

infinity-on-nope:

erika’s reaction to the 6.3 thing

Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

hi there i have instagram

@rominalgas

i follow back :-)

current mood: baby yoshi from super mario world

image

gay8:

Brian Oldham
Beautiful Lies, 2013

everythingistooverwhelming:

Dan + window light change

religiousdad:

my favorite part of pokemon

religiousdad:

my favorite part of pokemon

I am not anti-social, I am selectively social. 

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